In the latest episode of Why Women Kill, we meet young Beth Ann, Simone, and Taylor. They tell us all about their hopes and dreams and from what we’ve seen some come true and some…not so much.

One thing’s for certain: now that they’re all grown up they’re as sharp as ever, sharper even. They have to stay on their toes when dealing with all the trials and tears that adulting brings – but that doesn’t stop them, or any other character, from throwing shade and keeping things quirky.

Let’s fast forward to 1963, 1984, and 2019 for the latest spicy retorts from Why Women Kill.

Simone: You think I’m a hooker? For God’s sake, I’m wearing Yves Saint Laurent.
Cop: I didn’t say you weren’t successful.

Beth Ann: If you could have seen her face!
Sheila: Oh, you don’t want me anywhere near that tramp’s face, because I will slap it.

Karl: I was out for a drive and had to swerve to avoid hitting a puppy.
Naomi: I thought it was a kitten.
Karl: Well it had fur and moved quickly. Anyway…crash!

Karl: And now this child is your lover. Who knew there was such a fine line between adultery and daycare.

Karl: You will have your lovers and I will have mine and then we will come home to sparkling conversation. It’s very European.
Simone: It doesn’t bother you that I’m having sex with someone else?
Karl: Darling, I’m gay. Look, for me sex with a woman is like emptying the dishwasher. I’ll do it if I’m asked but if someone else volunteers I won’t complain.

Watch the next episode of Why Women Kill, titled Practically Lethal in Every Way, on Monday 24 February at 21:00 on M-Net channel 101.